"Press time." Haha.

I'm biased but Pete Carroll definitely got the pimp flag toss. That shit is so beneath him.

The dog goes to whoever paid the initial monies to get the dog. Unless it was a "Free Puppies" cardboard box deal, then I don't know what to say.

Dammit. I got beat to it. :)

They did what now?

While I would absolutely get in line for a Genndy Tartakovsky animated Mario movie, let's not forget how utterly clueless and Clousteau-esque Avi Arad is. I don't think I could have bungled the Spiderman franchise any worse than he did if I actively TRIED.

"....or murder." Hey that's great. I had honestly never considered that. Thanks.

I think I assumed the husband was also a horrible racist, and all the puzzle pieces just fell into place for the mother then and there.

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…

Huh. I'm so out of the loop. I bought Suikoden 1 back when it was first released, and was a little underwhelmed (I had just sunk almost a full week into FF8 so maybe I didn't give it my all). I never even knew there was such a devout following for the sequel, or rather, that the sequel was so good. I might have to…

Fuck cancer, and fuck Colin Cowherd. Wait, is that redundant?

Well, obviously you don't say THAT. Say you caught a whiff of her perfume or you glanced the silhouette of her shapely figure in the moonlight or some shit. And then pop it out with the "Eh? Ah?" expression.

WOOSH

That's my drunken roar every time he gets a sack. LET OF SOME STEAM BENNETT. It hasn't caught on because people are idiots.

Haha. How did Nate Jackson own you? I don't get the connection. Is he saying that he writes better than you? Either way, yea. He seems a little nutso. BUT I COULD BE WRONG DON'T YELL AT ME INTERNET

Like I said, not just that tweet. Everything he does. Up to and including that tweet.

No no. I struggle to keep my head above water every day. I don't have time for that shit.

He seems a little nuts. A little manic. That's what sticks out to me. But I think we've already established that nobody else sees this so I'm not sure what expounding beyond that will do so let's just call it a day, yes? Yes!

You have to...explain a boner to your wife?

I went off Abilify years ago. About the same time I went off lithium too. This was all after I was locked in a loony bin for a month on suicide watch with an ex-Boeing technician/heroin junkie as a roommate. Brilliant man, incidentally.