I'm horribly unbalanced and I see myself in him.

Okay, thanks for clarifying.

Who said...what? I love Joseph Fauria. He twerks when he scores touchdowns and posts videos of himself rolling around in bed with his puppy. He's awesome. He also seems a little bit unbalanced. That's not a bad thing. Its just a thing.

Huh? I'm talking about everything this guy does, up to and including this. I don't know what you're talking about.

I know Russell Wilson is just like the rest of us, with desires, and inner conflict and all, but is it just me or does Joseph Fauria sometimes come off as a little...unbalanced?

This reminds me of the way me and my friends played Goldeneye back in the day.

How do you figure my philosophy is one of control? What the fuck in all my replies led you to think that? You're either being willfully ignorant or just skimming my responses and extracting key words. I said you have to be able to air grievances to your partner. And your partner has to be able to listen, without…

Markus Boesen knows how to has the disposable income to play video games the right way.

I would have gone with Ray Rice's impersonation of Balrog's Turn Punch.

Awesome! I got Mirror's Edge downloading now. I've always wanted to play this. This is unbelievable. In a very weird, roundabout way, I feel like Kotaku just bought me a video game. Thanks guys!

Wow, touché. Seriously. Didn't even consider that. I was practically raised by a southern black family when I was a kid in North Carolina, and the mother always drilled into my head "'Niggas' is affectionate. 'Niggers' is hatred." I didn't stop to think. Thanks.

Hey, can I hope on and download Mirror's Edge right now? I'm on the west coast. Which means it's noon on the east coast.

What would be even BETTER is, why not just sell that thing in stores, to anybody who wants it. Fuck this limited edition bullshit. I was out with the family, getting a Christmas tree man. I missed all of this. I want that fucking system. I can't be up to speed on all everything, all the time.

The difference is, he shouts from the rooftops about what his games are going to have, and then you are free to then read reviews about what they actually have and don't have, and you can make your informed decison of whether or not you should spend your money on his game. A Kickstarter is shouting what their game…

They needed to...confirm it? If they didn't know by now how out of their MINDS people are for a FF7 remake, they are all horrible at their jobs.

I remember Epona always being a little bit like that....if you were to get her up to full speed, and then just set the controller down, it would be probably thirty seconds or so before you came to a complete stop. So it seems like that's still the case, but now she'll actually avoid objects. Which is rad.

Best part? The random wild horses that he rides by right at the end. That's fucking awesome.

A certain amount of jealousy and protectiveness is healthy for a relationship. The guy who says "Oh sure! I'm more than okay with you hanging out with your ex, without me, when he's openly professed his love for you!" is just begging to get walked all over. Maybe not CHEATED on (but also maybe)....but that's…

Are you friends with all of your exes? More often than not, things either don't end well, or people just move on with their lives. It doesn't always have any kind of bearing on how they deal with pain, etc.

Awed reverence. You shout "holy shit!" when you see a car accident. This is something ancient and wise.