I love that this article is directly under the new Terminator trailer on that "Trending on Kinja" sidebar.

Not really, no.

Absolutely.

Fucking THANK you.

Sure am.

Um. About that text.

A few years after its release, you still had to get a bootleg foreign VHS copy from your town's cool video store, if it had one, and that was about your only option.

This wouldn't be the first time a Meem was played out.

Monta Ellis clearly has Lonely Planet bookmarked!

Gritty?

What a thug.

Call me Houston.

Goddamn I could eat like eight of those right now.

Really? Did you...read it? Are you reading anything? You said "You know this is a sports website, right?" And I replied to you that, yes, and this whole issue is involving a sports team. The St. Louis Rams, specifically. So how is this not "sports news?"

Yea, and the guy is advocating for those sports athletes to be able to put their hands up in support of an important societal issue. What the fuck does your comment even mean? Are you suggesting that sports be entirely separated from reality?

I honestly may be addicted to cleaning my ears. With q-tips. It feels SO GOOD. I love that feeling. Just to rub riiiight inside the rim, in the canal. Ahhh. If I don't do it for a day or two, I can feel like, tingling, and ear wax just sludging around. I hate that. I NEED IT MAN.

Oh HELL no.

Come on. Of course it was intentional. Tina knows.

Oh man that thing is gorgeous. Just WAVES of nostalgia. I remember launch day of the original Playstation, my birthday, and unpacking Ridge Racer and my mind exploding out of my skull. "That's like CD-quality sound!" Ahhh.

That's the Air Suite.