It's simple. Make all the gorgeous 2D worlds fully rendered and fully explorable, keep all the characters in the traditional SD style, but realistic. Think the CG Tintin. He was very clearly a stylized "realistic" version of the original comics.

Haha. He's making the exact face one makes when they're talking to a teenager that so desperately wants to be an adult and converse with adults so you do the little amused "huh" for everything they say because nothing they're saying is worth fucking anything oh my god he's worth BILLIONS OF DOLLARS *clinks gun on…

I was wondering that same thing last night, one week before fantasy playoffs. CHRIST.

As opposed to those Star Wars films with a complex, nuanced, layered plot.

Look how he nestles it in his mouth. So gentle. It's like a mother alligator carrying her young. I bet you after he opened his mouth an hour later that chip was still perfectly unbroken in there.

Ha! It WAS on Thanksgiving. I remember reading the internet as I wallowed in my own crapulence, and telling the room "Huh. I guess Tiger Woods just got in a car accident? In his own driveway?" And then it turned out he peed on girls.

I hate it when I run into a hard-to-peel clementine. They usually slide right off. Like the tangerine. So whorish. So easily peeled.

That was my old hangover elixir too.

Now you're stretching. One came as a result of weeks of protests culminating in an aggressive militarization by a tyrannical regime, and the other took place in China. That's so far away dude.

Goddamn he was the best. He had a similar "tips for writing" preface to.....Welcome to the Monkeyhouse, maybe? I don't remember. He listed off variants of these, and he said that one of the most effective short stories he ever read was from a student of his, a long time ago, and it centered solely around someone…

It's high time Matt Kalil makes for the sea.

Deadspin Commenter JustinJump Fully Breaks Down Watching T.Y. Hilton Nearly Breaking Down Talking About His Newborn Daughter

Well, that's good.

Nah man. Not at all.

Maybe don't apologize to "everyone." Maybe apologize to the girl you said you were going to rape.

I did it pretty good once. Not at karoake, not even in front of anybody else, but alone in my apartment.

Yea, I wasn't sure who "Blind Guardian Wacken" was.

"Ive been a little banged up here and there [but I definitely don't have a rib injury]. I mean, occasionally it hurts to breathe in deeply [but it's no big deal] and when I laughed last night I almost passed out from the pain [but it's a very, very slight pain, and it definitely isn't localized in my rib area]. I'm…