BASEketball is great. It's as good as the Farrelly's best movies.

You got some issues son.

Both are Persian.

Seems about right.

I also can't activate automatic sliding doors and can't fog up ice cream display windows with my breath.

It's the type of pain that can't even be cured by that. Fuck around and get sprayed with Lysol.

Who's the asshat, the guy who doesn't like Farrelly Brothers movies or the guy calling the guy who doesn't like Farrelly Brothers movies an asshat and tells him to fuck off? Yes, all those movies you listed fucking blow. Your taste in movies is a bucket of semen and cat hairs.

I fucking LOATHE There's Something About Mary. I hate it, with fury. Didn't see the other two, but you'd have a pretty tough time convincing me they were anything more than unfettered dog shit.

Having not really sat down and watched a Farrelly Brothers since probably the late 90s, I gotta ask, how do they even make a movie without the late-90s music scene? Most of what I remember about their movies is just how god-awful and fucking excruciating their soundtracks are (Dumb and Dumber and Kingpin not so much,…

This just gave me a headache.

Yes, because when someone "clears" you to play, there are officially no other obstacles to coming back right where you left off. Someone who is not you cleared you to go play high-impact competitive basketball after tearing your ACL? Then you are 100% good to go, and if you're not, you are a weasel who never even…

Nah, we'll still take them.

Those "Georgie Pie" uniforms have to at least be in the top three ugliest uniforms in any sport ever.

This humanizes him for me. I am more likely now to purchase something with his image on it.

I see.

I thought you couldn't do this anymore? Didn't they pass...something? A law, of some sort? If you don't use it for any kind of actual financial purpose then it has to revert to the mega corporation that will? I thought that's why people can't make money of domain-name squatting anymore.

Seattle also desperately needs help on their O line. And they'd never sign dude. It's good to see a shitty person struggle to find a job.

Damn son. Maybe invest in a dolly, get a little camera movement going. Work on the blocking a bit more too. Jesus.

He called feminism "make-believe?" No he didn't. He just flat out didn't.

No no NO. It's not that he has too much on his plate, or that he's not fully in control of the material. It's that he's gotten to that point as a director where he's legitimately convinced that his movies don't HAVE to trim anything, because everything in his movies is one hundred percent necessary and hell, genius.…