That fan is no match for Pointing Cop's Glower Power.

Totally, and he's almost even more sniveling as the scumbag reporter in Michael Mann's Manhunter. Definitely more weasely.

"Powers Boothe cackles. Michael Biehn glares. Thomas Haden Church yips. Sam Elliott growls orders. Michael Rooker squirms. Billy Zane prances. Billy Bob Thornton quakes with rage. Bill Paxton looks happy to be there. Charlton Heston and Jason Priestley and Frank Stallone are in there somewhere, too."

Agreed. I've never found anything wrong with the term "BBW," although I am just a guy who likes large women. I don't think I've ever used that term IRL, but insofar as it being a term that exists, I'd think that of all the ways to describe a larger woman, "BBW" would be generally okay.

A bit of helpful advice: don't type "whilst." Ever.

Of course when they do horrible things that only bonafide horrible people would do there are going to be articles about how horrible they are. I don't buy that the ARTICLES came first. Or that they should gingerly tiptoe around horrible people's general horribleness, in the hopes that they don't so more horrible…

Don't put that on the media. Put that on the horrible creatures associated with your "movement" (lol).

In all fairness, nobody has ever called you a "Social Justice Warrior."

Oh THAT beat is masterful.

I'm saying! Great line, impeccably delivered. Very solid all around. My only qualm is his son's response; it's a bit garbled, but child actors, amiright?

That had comedic timing and everything. Great switch from POV to a stabilized medium single for the punchline too. Well done Andrew.

Goddamn, FUCK Percy Harvin. So much.

So my wife and I are still debating over whether or not the contestants learn where their destination is going to be and THEN get to choose their items (so if it's going to be a humid place they would be more apt to taking a firestarter, etc) or if they have to pick and THEN they learn where they're going. I'd assume…

I love Naked and Afraid. And re: pooping, I think a lot would depend on the kind of woman I was paired with. Not to sound like a sexist jerk but I'd be way more willing and comfortable to have diarrhea in front of an unattractive woman that I had no intention or desire to have sex with. SOME of those ladies…

In the span of like ten minutes I've come to hate this question.

You've changed, man.

This is truly a disturbing universe.

I don't doubt that at all but that's still a pretty specific fucking question.

AHA. I knew I wasn't crazy.

Oh okay. I just was barely considering the separation. Mufuckas got a shiner.