I just spent about 20 minutes looking through my iPhoto collection for a picture of a pork tenderloin that took on uncanny dong properties as I seared it, like three years ago. I guess at some point I deleted it, thinking this exact topic would never come up. This is why people horde things.

The article was all in good fun but this was the point where I stopped and really thought about it. You just blew my mind.

So that WASN'T the guy from the Daily Show pro-Redskins panel, right?

Well, hopefully David Fincher makes an "art" some day.

And I thought Josh Gordon placed a lot of importance on the Most High.

Matt Schaub approves!

Really? Maybe I shoulda stuck it out then. I always just figured if the level 1 boss was that difficult, then my Xbox would be in shards on the floor by the 2nd. I didn't want to take that risk.

Stray Dog! Yes!

So I've been playing video games since the Sega Master System (technically the Atari 2600, but the Master System was the first system I owned). I consider myself a GOOD video game player. I've beat most of the Contras, and most Treasure shooters too. I consider myself a GOOD twitch-shooter video game player. I have…

"Hey I don't know how to comment so I posted the same fucking thing five times in a row!"

Yep. It was a Costanza.

Enshallah

So close, M's. Next year.

Fantasy team? This is Virginia McCaskey.

I don't give a fuck.

Well HELLO ALSHON. HAVEN'T SEEN YA SINCE I DRAFTED YOU.

"Diagetic." Nice.

They are both incredible.

This is one of my favorite headlines ever to grace this site.

Gotcha. And my whole point is that you're awfully wrapped up with how a sports fan should be acting to prove that they're a "real" sports fan. Which is way more disingenuous anyway.