My husband and I are climbers and people inexplicably gift us headlamps every year. We have 11 headlamps now and are all set thanks.

I am deeply alarmed. Could you please reassure me whether or not the pythons are farm raised? Free range?

Well.... looks like I'll be having an existential crisis now.....

They are acceptable in an emergency smore situation.

How do you know what flavor jellybean the milk is? Is it all the flavors at once? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST ANSWER ME DAMMIT.

When the promotional picture...theoretically the best possible version....makes me think, but why does it have lemon frosting on top and not oh those are eggs, it does not bode well.

Mine too! Or he did, until he worked out that my costume box is also up in that closet shelf and he's rather sleep on a pile of wigs and hoopskirts thank you very much.

So, these cupcakes being dispensed from an ATM are valid currency?

Also, there are three "cakes" pictured on the banana twin box. That's not how twins work.

Word. But she fixed it so, teachable moment! No harm, no foul.

We've hung out over a cup full of worms and some orange peels a few times.

Right on! And no worries, sloth bears are pretty chill. It is one thing they and sloths have in common!

Hah, well, actually I was defending my girl Khali, not sloths, but your point stands!

They have long claws which is where the original confusion came from, but sloth bears are in fact the sort of bear Baloo from the Jungle Book is supposed to be. ENTIRELY DIFFERENT ANIMAL. Also, I know Khali personally and will spend all day defending her if I have to.

Khali is a sloth bear, not a sloth.

I was really hoping there would be a line for abnegation that turns out to just be empty when you open it. Because of how they don't wear any makeup.

Well, I've never been on the chef's end nor the pooper scooper end, so I'm not sure what the exact dosage is, but I know they are SUPER VERY EXTREMELY SERIOUS about what the animals eat, so I'm sure they wouldn't do it if were harmful. And it's really only for special occasion poop, like someone is sick, we need to…

I am getting bummed that I cannot find a clip of Ellen's gogurt bit.

I just opened a yogurt.....I am IN for the NIGHT.

If dead onions want to pork porkrinds that is their right, you heteronormative chittlinphobic asshole!

Nailed it. Calling you classist is so two posts ago.

You're welcome!