I think the most relevant Pratchett quote for these troubled times is simply;

GLITTER SHITTER!! :)

I'm disappointed that this list neglected to rank The housecat, a position where one of you sits backwards on the other's chest, slowly suffocating them, until they wake up and agree to prepare you some breakfast.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single person in possession of good fortune must be in want of Jane Austen's face.