Related: I work part time at the zoo and we put different colored glitters in the food of the big cats so we can see who's poop belongs to whom. So, if you are going to post about rainbow poop, next time I expect more sparkle.

This seems unnecessarily cruel to me. Like when you realize the bacon was all just a dream.

The donut tip really only works if you find somewhere to put the whole as well.

The original poster goes into a little explanation about how hard that was: the wildlife shown is tropical from the fish to the singing flamingos (and I'm going to add apparent water temperature)...but the story itself, along with the castle, cliffs, name choices, are all Danish. There was some mention of Ursula's…

The one where the (formally super sweet girl) (who later starred in a bunch of yogurt commercials wrote the song about Eric. He's a loser freak! Loser freak! He's a maladjusted women hating loser freak!

Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang.

I think there's a slight difference between "is your pet spoiled" and "is your pet an asshole." For example, if your pet is a cat it is pretty automatically an asshole.

Ever since a microwave fire in the ole college dorm and then RA made me evacuate the shower with just a towel, I have a little phobia that there will be some sort of emergency, and I don't want to run outside in the middle of the night with no support!

Indeed. I raise my cup(s) to these ladies. Bra-vo.

Consolation prize: Indiana Jones?

Show's in one hour. Wore my sweet ass Dr. Ellie Sattler costume to work, and I don't even have to turn my phone off in the theater BECAUSE MY RINGTONE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE SOUNDTRACK TO JURASSIC PARK*.

Ah. They're each holding a white rose. That makes sense.

This is the one I meant to respond to.

Replied to the wrong feed. Nothing to see here people...

Somewhere Brown M is rolling her eyes under her sassy glasses and thinking of something judgmental yet witty to say.

I work in a small office in a small town with entirely female staff*. Every year my coworker's collective significant others each order flowers from what I assume must be the only damn florist there is because the same delivery man shows up five separate times every Valentine's Day to deliver flowers to everyone in…

I think autism is more difficult to empathize with, even as someone who has been given some training. It's hard to understand from the outside, very hard. It's not an issue of being just able to type, the program could involve shorthand and symbols, nor is it an issue of using pen and paper, many persons on the…

I find so many delightful books through io9, it's been a most unexpected side effect, as well as the reinforcement of books that I always treasured and loved. Post like these will always be warmly embraced by this smore.

I thought we were talking Top Chef Fabio. Now I am disappointed.

When I was in high school we had to pick an author and read their entire body of work. I picked Ursula K. Le Guin, all my copies were tattered second hand copies all stained with greasy thumb prints and ripped covers and I was in love with them so hard. In mind's eye even now I see myself curled up on the sofa and the…