She didn’t have alcohol before this trip. The first one, where she was rightfully refused, she had had some wine. For this trip, she was sober, so yeah. And I understand why she linked to some of the artist’s more...um “wacky” tattoos. The work is actually good, but he literally refused her small neck tattoo but is…

A few weeks ago, I was refused a tattoo. At a tattoo parlor. By a tattoo artist. At 1 p.m. on a Sunday, prior to consuming any Bloody Marys.

Nah. I get the point she’s trying to get across. A weed brain and an ice cream cone (what the actual fuck??) isn’t tacky according to Dan, but he gets to decide her daughter’s name on her neck is. Right. Got it.

Uncool that he told other people at the time. No cookie for Dave.

Here is the cookie that Dave Coulier apparently thinks he deserves.

Well, thanks for enlightening us, Dave Coulier! But would she go down on you in a theater?

Miley Cyrus...naked...with a pig.

Dave Coulier comes off as an ass for sharing that info. There's no need to confirm that Caitlyn Jenner felt that way for awhile, she's already done that. Plus to be like, yea I told people. Kinda seems like he just wants attention.

Dave Coulier is the equivalent of Diane Sawyer last year insisting that she KNEW that Elizabeth Vargas was an alcoholic before she foramally announced it. In both cases, they both sound like know-it-all asshats. Does it really matter if you knew first?

Night cheese? What is this amazing concept you speak of? I keep a bag full of raisins and sunflower seeds by my bed...which also means I have to wipe out the seeds every night before I get in it. When I used to take Ambien I also had night pudding but I never considered night cheese.

You forgot:

they should just stay inside

This is what infuriated me. I watched the video over at Gawker and I was like “ok when will this be spun into a moneymaking enterprise?” And sure enough, the video got to the point where she crossed her brand, veganism and a moneymaking opportunity. It was all a bit too disgusting for me.

Don’t give her credit for going vegan because she actually cares about animals. She cares about her skin seem tighter. And money.

You guys, I feel wicked bad for Beyoncé. She is pushing yet another diet into the collective American society because .... she needs the money, I guess? How'd she spend all her money already??

The phrase "more flawless than ever" hurts my brain. Like if you're flawless, you can't become more flawless. Either you're flawless or your not, end of discussion.

I love Beyonce, but as someone who has access to the best plastic surgeons and dermatologists in the world, I highly doubt being vegan is the only reason why she looks ***flawless.

i’d like to propose a motion in which all diet books must also include an epilogue chapter detailing how quickly you gain the weight back after stopping the diet

Makes me think about when she wore this to a vegan restaurant