Amber Rose ain’t all bad. In fact, I think she might be a “bad bitch.” She is a video chick/model that parlayed her relationships with hip hop superstars into fame. She was in that Milk, Milk, Lemonade video on Amy Schumer’s show. That was pretty cool. I haven’t read anything she’s written, but she might have…

Been together 14 years, married 11 next month, and we have come to an unspoken compromise. Door open for peeing, door closed or cracked for pooping. I think the “cracked” started with “Yo, help a brother out!” when he realized he was paperless and needed me to refill the cache under the sink. Also, the door opens a…

ugh, so. I havent logged in in months but I have a question/rant that I guess I don’t have anyone available to talk to about irl. basically, when is it ok to disengage with a friend who want stop perpetuating their own issues/drama? in this case, its about guys. I have this friend and, god, she’s just the embodiment…

As a fellow bad bitch, I don’t feel I need a how to guide. But, I am totally going to read this anyways.

To all the “OOOMG WHO IS AMBER ROSE & WHAT DOES SHE EVEN DO?!?” drips:

I had a tough day. I have a very challenging five year old son. He has behavior problems including a lot of anger. We’ve had him evaluated (diagnosis: inattention, disruptive behavior disorder, hyperkinesis, but no ASD) and he gets special ed services at preschool to help him manage his anger and his socialization. I…

My half marathon went well on Sunday, fifteen minutes faster than the one in April, and! I did not get sick afterwards. I didn’t want to push myself too much, and I just enjoyed the nice run along the shore. My husband ran with me, even though I slow him down, and he picked up an extra cup of water at each water…

Ha, my husband and I poop in front of each ore all the time, especially when camping “hey, could you hold the lantern up high while I poop in this dark bug infested outhouse? Thanxbabe!”

I mean hold out as long as you can. But if you only have one bathroom. Inevitably someone will have to poop while the other is in the shower, and then all bets are off.

That’s good perspective. Part of being serious is knowing a whole person and not pretending to be perfect anymore.

I’ve been in the bathroom while he poops and vice versa....

I’m 26 and have just started drinking in the past few months, and only a handful of times. They’ve all gone well, so I thought I had this alcohol thing down. Half a bottle of scotch? Just a little talkative!

Been in both where we peed in front of one another and my current one (a marriage) where we shut the door. But it’s a small apartment so we can hear one another, you know?

I’m going to guess these pics are less about being a supermodel and more about being confident. You can totally do it! Then please post them here. :)

This is hilarious. I’m absolutely going to buy it, but I will NOT read it in public!

It’s our first anniversary tomorrow! I’m so happy. We’re going to have such a nice day together, and I’m just thrilled. I just bought some champagne and a card with his favorite animal on it. :) I’m going to make him whipped cream in the morning, and he will be so excited! What’s your favorite way to celebrate your…

You guyssss, I finally got a doggie! Went to the shelter on Monday, she was ready on Thursday. We’re getting along great, she likes the kids and she’s the sweetest thing. Meet Amy:

THIS IS PERFECTION.

Yes please but I’ll take my ice cream to go.

IN MY MOUTH. (I wish.)