Unfortunately, “Can I fap to this person” is taken into account when considering their marketability.

You may have noticed that Clarkson is fat. That is the reason behind the confusing things you identified.

Further proof that is should just be called “marriage.”

Unhappiness for all!

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

Why do I have a funny feeling the same journos irritated by a child at a press conference have also muttered something about how the Black community needs more positive fatherly role models and has asked a professional female athlete how she balances work and motherhood and where is her kid right now.

Well this is literally my new favorite meme. I LOVE HER. She is so sassy and adorable.

Riley was like, “No. Not tonight. Gotta leave them wanting more, guessing a little and then, BAM, I’ll make my appearance”

I would love for someone to just get up there with hand-puppets. Or to answer every question with a line from Penny Dreadful. Or Hannibal. Or Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Exactly! This is why I like marshawn lynch. He just wants to play a great game and move on. But they sign a contract requiring them to do them. So you just gotta do it and get it done

The same people who talk shit about “fatherless children”.

LOL @ super serious sports journalists concerned their same 5 lame questions that get the same 5 lame answers might be impeded by the most adorable little girl on the planet being adorable.

Personally I love seeing a guy who so obviously adores his kid. And she’s adorable. Fuck off sportswriters.

Stay Gold Riley.

RILEY CURRY MEME AND GIF PARTY!!!!!

Seems to me he’s a man who has his priorities straight.

Riley Curry forever!!! I totally watched like 45 minutes of post game crap just to see if she’d come out with Steph last night. I was sad there was no Riley, but it was a bit late, and he said she was sleeping.