Knowing Michigan this is probably just a faked gay love triangle shovel beating, intended to cover up a straight love triangle shovel beating.

Wowow this is really well done. More of these plz?

Police say there is no clear motive for the attack.

Her tweet, her body, her call, imo. If he said it, I’d feel differently.

I don’t mind “we are going to have a baby” because yes, after the baby is born, they will both, as parents, have a baby. For similar reasons I also give “we’re having a baby,” a pass. But “we are pregnant”? Ugh. No. No, no, no.

I would totally lose these contests. My ankles look like tree stumps.

I’m a mother with a nanny and this story haunts me

She’s doin it, and doin it well.

She really is the Elizabeth Taylor of musicians.

Can you imagine finding out your spouse was doing this to a child? I can’t even.

I hope the marine she sent them to is prosecuted just as harshly

Wait, how does her doing this while pregnant make it more disgusting? I’m pretty sure we’ve already hit peak awful here, right?

Poor Bess Truman! They forgot to prepare her bottle for easy breakage.

Two reasons - instagram is ALL pictures (you can’t post just text) and the description for your pics don’t have a word limit. I actually much prefer it to twitter.

God I’m going to miss Obama 2.0.

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

*Reads article*

Poor Bristol. She’s always the babymama, never the bride.