We have a 9-year-old. Twice a week for us is “someone is drinking too much.” ;)

That was my first thought. Then when I stopped to consider that dandilyn and I have fewer responsibilities than most couples I realized that (roughly) 8times a month is pretty decent.

we have a toddler. twice a week is a lot for us.

Sadly, yes. I love my guy, but I’m the 27%

In a long term relationship? Definitely.

You don’t have to convince me, but that argument doesn’t work on people who believe a fetus is a baby. A tumor does not have the potential to grow into another human being.

Reading this actually made me ill. I am not exaggerating.

You didn't have any sadness because you're a sociopath. Anyone who could kill three children with no remorse is a sociopath.

It was never actually done - the bankruptcy put a lot of ideas into the trash bin. It’s one that still gets talked about from time to time.

You do, in fact, need lead-free water to bathe in.

I don’t know how familiar you are with US Geography, but Flint is in a state that is surrounded by an inexhaustible supply of fresh, potable water. The fact that theirs is poisoned makes it that much more of a tragedy.

West Michigan is actually a really nice place.

I think Michael, you, and literally everyone sending bottled water are missing the incredibly obvious here.

He had me until “arrest the governor.” There’s no doubt that Rick Snyder is an irresponsible dick, this is his fault and he should pay an electoral cost. But due process matters: an investigation is in order first. Granted, I can appreciate the irony of seizing control from the governor who seized control of Flint and…

Michigan already requested federal aid, so my point is made in a vacuum. I’m surprised most of Michigan isn’t already a “federally managed territory” or something similarly dystopian-sounding.

Meadow Soprano has MS? Jesus Christ, that’s horrible.

Friendly reminder that this picture was actually taken at a HOSPITAL! This was the water coming out of the hospital taps!!!

Please let it be known that some business men in Petoskey got together to donate water to Flint. It may not be as much as Cher, and they may not be as well known, but it's nice to be reminded that Michiganders take care of their own when it matters.

Flint, Cher got you babe.

Back in the olden days we would just resign ourselves to the consumption and submit to the almighty