He wishes he were taller so he could look even more like he’s talking down to the president in this picture.

This made my whole body curl up like a shrimp from contact embarrassment.

Damn, Jezebel writers killing it with the prose lately: ‘who looks like the result of a shameful one night stand between a Brooks Brothers suit and a copy of Atlas Shrugged’. Yes.

After several years of “dabbling” in Category III Hebrew (the wife is Israeli), I’m convinced that the biggest obstacle to becoming proficient in a foreign language is...your native language. As long as you’re still translating into English (no matter how quick), you’re lost. I always feel “so close” to the point of…

Yeah, fuck those nuns with their feeding the poor and caring for the sick and educating the young and all that horseshit.

The Catholic church has several multi million dollar properties they are trying to sell off right now because they don’t have enough monastics to live in them. Their attitude seems to be, “Fuck the community, give us the maximum cash.” At least the nuns cared what might happen to their property.

I am officially convinced that nun shade is the best shade. “Is that a way to make money?” Lol times infinity, Sister Rita.

Thanks, Obama

I must need a Palin-to-English translator to understand this woman.

Absolutely. This was the most painful and passive aggressive hate filled way to cheat possible.

Over 7 billion people in the world and that so called best friend couldn’t find someone who wasn’t Shania’s husband? That sounds like a tremendous amount of hostility and jealousy on the “friend’s” part, as well as the ultimate fuck you to Ms. Twain. Truly despicable to treat another person that way, let alone someone…

This is why I hate the song “Jolene.” I mean, it’s a lovely song to listen to! But everything it says is just so fucked up and wrong. Not least because, for the love of god, if the only way you can keep your “man” is to beg other women not to have sex with him, he is seriously not worth keeping.

My mother, who was fiercely intelligent, spent nearly a decade of her life in a religious cult, something that affected her until the day she died. The thing that broke her to the point that she was receptive to my father, who led said cult? Her husband having an affair with and then abandoning her for her best…

Two things can be true:

That’s what we in the music biz call the ol’ switcheroo!

Imagine, say, any other president or presidential candidate in this country’s history at that church, that funeral, today.

Clarence Thomas talking about dignity is pretty rich all things considered.

Thomas’ own marriage is only legal in all 50 states because of a Supreme Court decision. Just sayin’.

I’m neither gay nor American and I can’t remember the last time news made me this happy.

I’m a straight guy, crying at my desk... here’s the end of the decision, and it’s beautiful: