It’s a sad commentary on our country that I’m thinking Jeb Bush is the most reasonable Republican candidate. It’s going to be Bush v. Clinton and I will have to hang my head in shame abroad.

It’s this guy!

After seeing the commercial for Ted 2 on Hulu for the 85th time I looked up how old Amanda Seyfreid and Mark Wahlberg are and they’re 15 fucking years apart. She’s 29 and he’s 44.

I LOVE this. So bright and just glowy. Really, really like.

yay for Alison Brie

I’m confused by Jason Sudeikis and Ed Helms... which one is which? I don’t know!

Ooh so many good people!!

This is perfect. Like, damn.

I thought the ultra conservative Catholics think Pope Francis has already done that.

I'm still waiting for him to come out against Catholicism.

Between the Cool Pope and the Supreme Court, today be like

man imagine a party full of dudes who are incredibly defensive of Ted 2

You must be great at parties.

You realize this is how culture works right? There hasn’t been a “new” story in a thousand years...the details change, the tech, the this, the that but at their heart every story goes back thousands of years...pick any story you like in the last thousand years and I can point to similar themes in something before…

I came here for this.

Does this movie start with a title card reading, “Based on the sitcom Herman’s Head”?

That opening Up montage, man. Holy shit.