I didn’t want to make a maybe “she couldn’t help but wonder” joke, but I’m glad someone brought the levity.

This is my nightmare. I’d probably go grab a glass of wine from the nearest bar to stave off the headache I’d get from the excessive noise.

Spot on.

This pic reminds me of Marion Cotillard!

He is a class act.

Damn. He should start a business writing celebrity apologies, that was amazing.

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

Real actual picture from Candy’s wedding. You’re welcome.

VINCE V IS STILL MONEY BB

I might have before I just found out he’s a racist gun nut. Damn.

Since getting my tubes tied I have insanely heavy day 1 and sometimes into day 2 of my period. I have to go super tampon plus pad and change the tampon hourly. I’ve even resorted to two tampons at once when I will be out and about and panicky about leaks. This would actually be kind of awesome. I could use tampons…

Pre 'pause? I bought Depends to wear at night. Finally stopped making the bedroom and bathroom look like a murder scene. Best sleep I ever got. Only needed about three per month. Wish I'd thought of it sooner.

I'm pretty sure she never gets invited to parties.

We were all little people once upon a time, and I guarantee you inconvenienced more than one member of society when you were a baby. So consider it payback time, stop being entirely self involved, and make yourself a more helpful part of a *community.* I would say if you don’t want to be slightly inconvenienced by…

Choosing public transportation and then crying about it being public is fucking silly.

I have flown with my daughter countless times, across countries- plural. And guess what? The first flight was awful but every time got better and now at three she sits with her headphones and doesn't even talk. We figured it out, because *newsflash* that's what humans do. We evolve and figure it out. I'm so over this…

Well no one the plane gives two fucks about you either darling.

It’s one thing when a baby screams through a movie. The kid doesn’t get shit from it when they’re too young, it’s crappy to subject people to that sort of thing.

You sound like a fun person to talk to at parties.