My summer to-do list:

Pre School.

Why are we assuming that because she was good at being a mid-century American patrician that she was a good person?

Henry named dropped Happy Rockefeller in at least one episode of Mad Men (alas, I don’t remember which one). He was involved in NY politics, so it made sense he would know her.

Can’t help thinking that how sad and horrible it must have been to be married to a man that would use his children in such a way. That the only way you could get away from him, was to give up your children.

The more I read about her, the more I realize how many connections there are between her and Betty Draper Francis.

A 36 year old actress would be cast as the mother of a 32 year old male lead.

When your best defense is “do math! She was 18 when I knocked her up!” you are in deep shit.

I am a white Virginian and it seems like some plantation ass shit to me.

He doesn’t have time to know what condoms are! He’s busy protecting the sanctity of Traditional Marriage 24/7!! /sarc

She reminds me of one of those moms who tries really hard to be hip and fun for her kid’s friends. It's embarrassing to watch.

I just looked this dude up - he has three other daughters by three other women - DOES THIS MAN NOT KNOW WHAT CONDOMS ARE?!

ahh I didn’t realize the child porn accusations stemmed from the same relationship. Still gross.

It reeks of Grooming.

Myrna Pride is an amazing name though

I can’t even. Guys who are old and into barely legal girls are the WORST.

Presumably, the child porn was pictures of her that she sent him from her phone.

Even if she was barely 18 at the time the baby was conceived, given the fact that he is 57, was her boss, and has a predilection for child porn makes everything extremely icky.

Amy Berg is a goddamn hero.

Thank goodness all the ladies who attended the premiere were wearing heels.