Just a reminder: these are the people worried about gays ruining marriage for everybody.

Bristol Palin is no longer engaged to a man named Dakota, who’s reportedly harboring a “secret wife,” says Yahoo!.

Brilliant and BBQ flavored.

So, my niece was in FFA when she was in high school. She spent a lot of time at speech competitions in official FFA dress which includes pantyhose for girls (seriously, FFA join the 21st century). Official dress also includes black dressy shoes for boys and girls.

Alternately, maybe they would accept a note from the school nurse? Infantalize much, Cannes?

Haha. Yes. Because old.

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Anyone out there old enough to remember Cybill Shepherd at the Emmys?

Women, if you’re not in pain, you’re not fancy enough.

I won’t claim to know the best brand of sunscreen. But I will share some stern words my dermatologist gave me after having surgery for basal cell carcinoma on my face: ALWAYS put on sunscreen before going out. EVERY. DAY. He urged me to wear a cap, even on cloudy days. And he also told me to use at least SPF 70. Less…

I won’t claim to know the best brand of sunscreen. But I will share some stern words my dermatologist gave me after…

If I don’t have access to fancy French shit, I use No-Ad.

If I don’t have access to fancy French shit, I use No-Ad.

Consumer reports tested some last year. Just be sure you’re protecting against both UVA and UVB rays.

Consumer reports tested some last year. Just be sure you’re protecting against both UVA and UVB rays.

What about the link to consumer reports page with testes?

What about the link to consumer reports page with testes?

Love this stuff. I get mine at Costco and it’s a super bargain.

Love this stuff. I get mine at Costco and it’s a super bargain.

Coppertone Kids Wacky Foam Foaming Lotion Sunscreen gets my vote. Sunscreen doesn’t work if you can’t get it on, and this is super-easy to apply to a wriggling impatient kid. I’ve tried sprays, gels, lotions, etc - nothing beats this for ease of application. Seems to hold up about as well as other similar products.

Coppertone Kids Wacky Foam Foaming Lotion Sunscreen gets my vote. Sunscreen doesn’t work if you can’t get it on, and…

This is the correct answer.

This is the correct answer.

Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Body Mist Sunscreen 100 spf

Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Body Mist Sunscreen 100 spf

Consumer Reports says that No-Ad is the only inexpensive brand that really works. Also, you should know that SPF is a bogus number. It refers to the ingredients used to make the sunscreen. No one actually applies the sunscreen to a test surface and observes the results. Well, Consumer Reports did, and the results were…

Consumer Reports says that No-Ad is the only inexpensive brand that really works. Also, you should know that SPF is…

Clarins UV Plus HP SPF 40 Day Screen for my face. It sits really well under makeup and is long lasting. I haven’t even gotten any new freckles since I started wearing this. For my body, Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry-Touch Sunscreen, SPF 100. I am high-risk for melanoma and have had many, many moles removed. My…

Clarins UV Plus HP SPF 40 Day Screen for my face. It sits really well under makeup and is long lasting. I haven’t…

FUCK YEA STEGGY