No. Sisters are doing it for themselves, thank you very much. If you read the case, you’ll learn that the property actually was purchased by nuns who had saved and counted pennies. These amazing women were running schools, and they weren’t reliant on the diocese for food. Good grief!

The men who you think were…

So the nuns want to sell their beloved home to a restaurant owner, but the jerky old saggy Bishops and Priests say, “Not too fast, girls...We know what’s best for you, and we have other plans.” The “archdiocese” is just another name for the men/patriarchal order.

Fuck that noise! I stand with Sister Rita. I always…

I would wear the heck outta that again. I loved it!

I hated it too, and I love me some chick lit. I thought it was boring schlop. I hated the tone and the dialogue.

I started at 33, and I now have 3 little pops running around. It’s exhausting, but it’s worth it. I wish I could have started just a few years earlier. After work, I’m too tired to be “fun mom.” I know I had more energy in my 20s—that extra decade makes a huge difference.

Can we please stop with the money-grubbing whore narrative? I’m so over hearing that “she only was with him for the money.”

He wasn’t with her for her brains or her love of puffins. Lots of wealthy men seek out these arrangements. They want a beautiful, youthful woman on their arm (or even in their bed), and they are…

Unsalted forever! Nothing beats swimming in Lake Michigan. Every dive under water is like a baptism!

Chet’s grandma is Portugese. Does that make him a Latino?

Need more “tot mom” coverage!

“There is no natural oil that a formulator can use to replace PEGs.”

Guys who are old and into barely legal boys are pretty bad too.

The Sci babe is totally wrong. I DO care what’s in the food I feed my brood. I do. It’s just that the kids are starving, and I don’t have all the ingredients (or the time)to whip up a homemade spread.

Place your bets! Who dies first? Blimpie or Subway!

Don’t forget “pellow.”

COTD

In the past month, I’ve been invited to four Norwex parties. Norwex is the new 31. Oddly enough, there are now jean parties as well. Yes, pants! Pants and fake eyelash parties. The latest party business is essential oils. Now, most parties offer at least one item at a $20 price point. The oils package starts at $150.…

Seriously! She needs to get over herself. It’s like she never developed into an adult. The drugs stunted her growth. She’s middle-aged with the personality of a tween.

Fly through Detroit!

Wut? David? I have a total crush on David. Ever since he told someone how common it is for Canadian Italians to have a second kitchen in the basement, I’ve wanted to know more…How does he know so much about Italians in Canada? Does he have a second kitchen? Hmmm!

Our reception venue decided to asphalt the parking lot the morning of our wedding. I stepped out of the car and into black tar. The whole bottom of my dress was black and goopy. I was too drunk to care. I bustled it up and kept on dancing.