No Paulette?

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Hold up—I almost stopped reading when you called Lake Michigan the "toilet of the Midwest."

There is NOTHING BETTER than diving into the salt-free cool water of the Greatest of the Great Lakes. It's like a baptism, a full-on spiritual renewal.

I will wear an "ignorant assclown" shirt straight to the market and right to the organic aisle—laughing as I push my cart. I don't want my apples dipped in wax or my celery sprayed with fungicide. I know the wax makes the apples firmer, but I don't care. I'd rather have pesticide-free peels than a waxy firm Gala.

And…

CAN, my friend! Find your local extension office, and have them hook you up with the scoop on canning. Embrace the pressure cooker!

I think the world is ready for polka-fusion.

I have two regrets in my life, and living together before marriage was one of them. It's hard, and #1 annoying thing + #2 annoying thing +#3 annoying thing can lead one to think, "Enough. I can't take it anymore. I'm outta here." Small things can become relationship enders/deal breakers.

When you are married, you…

See also, referring to female college students as "co-eds." Gross.

Fuck yes! He nailed it. This scene was EPIC!

YES! Thank you! This perpetuates the idea that men are incapable of doing laundry or dishes or cleaning the bathroom, and thus those tasks remain relegated to being "women's work."

Affluenza!

I'm actually angry that I clicked through to this. My click added to your numbers, and thus your rationale for posting the video. Pure sleaze. Shame on you.

Oddly enough, I never got the advice to rinse the heck out of the bath toys. That would have been helpful.

Yep, $0, with $5k going out to pay for that deductible. Deliveries are expensive! Not done yet, don't forget that you now have to pay "facility fees" in addition to the medical fees.

It's good. It's good. It's no Mariah, but it's good.

Completely agree. Not only does it turn me off, it makes me sad and angry. I just can't...

Yeah! I cried, too. Are we crazy? Why get so emotional over this? And yet, I'm still teary.

Word! I never once imagined that the wing would break. (?)

Yep, I've gripped the knees of total strangers, and I've squeezed their hands to the point of nearly breaking their fingers. Turbulence is the scariest thing thatI have ever experienced, and the video above is going to give me nightmares. ((Shudder))

Yep, I've gripped the knees of total strangers, and I've squeezed their hands to the point of nearly breaking their fingers. Turbulence is the scariest thing thatI have ever experienced, and the video above is going to give me nightmares. ((Shudder))