This has nothing to do with this prank, but that jumped out at me. It's illegal to put things in people's mailboxes? I'm going to go file charges against my neighborhood association.

Mothra is SO going to slap you in the elevator for talking to Godzilla.

As someone who'd read the book (long) before Game of Thrones was cast, I laughed so hard when I heard Sean Bean would be Eddard Stark.

Whaaaa?

Just when I was really starting to love my imaginary baby.

Yes that might sting a bit, but it's still just a mass emailer. It's not like someone was targeting you to poke fun at your situation, y/k? It doesn't seem outrage worthy to me at all.

Please, enlighten us all how we're horrible human beings for snickering at a barb on the internet. I really need to know how badly I'm failing at feminism.

Rihanna, sweetie, I don't know why you're so offended this girl went to prom in your ugly outfit. If she really wanted to insult you she would have shown up in a punching bag.

Actually, Dr. Phil, unless you're a trained fire fighter, when the house is on fire you should GTFO.

How to tell you're better than people: you don't try to find a fictional human hierarchy to explain the world and how you interact with it.

The idea that I could have been an elected official while holding the political views I held when I was 17 is absolutely horrifying to me.

Mine would be Wren Tisdew.

I'm not surprised that people don't know what a healthy body looks like. I doubt she's outside of the normal weight range, she's just not tight and taut anymore. She looks happy.

I hate that people are ragging on her for not stepping in. A) she knows there is a bodyguard to do that and B) if my family members started attacking each other, my first reaction would probably be shock and paralysis. No way would I immediately jump in between them, I'd probably stand like a deer in the headlights…

I find it quite telling that Solange and Jay Z got into fisticuffs, and yet all the stories seem to somehow revolve around Beyoncé.

I don't use Shutterfly, but my Amazon homepage says "Customers Who Bought Items in Your Recent History Also Have Syphilis." Rude!

Add another baby-less person who got that email and was confused. Until I couldn't fit into any of my summer dresses.

Like, I get it, world, I've put on a few pounds. Et tu, Shutterfly?

The plot is sans serif!