My favorite kind of brothel is the waffle brothel.

"Han shot first"

I'm embarrassed that Zac was campaigning to win this title in the MTV Movie Awards so I can't even enjoy that gifset. Put your shirt back on, Zac, I can't even look at you. [Dramatic turn away]

He's just doing it ALL WRONG!

Aw. He dances like a baby with no rhythm.

I don't want to be mean and catty... but this is why I hate stupid rich people. Sure, she could have some real respect for the peoples of Africa and their various cultures. Many people do. But with her comments, it seems more like she likes the idea of being inspired by Africa more than actually being inspired.

It's…

I used to laugh and roll my eyes when a communications prof during undergrad would spew their radical beliefs that social media would be the end of culture and intellect...that is until I read this sentence:

This is all I can think of:

SOMETIMES DEAN JUST FALLS INTO OTHER WOMEN'S VAGINAS, ALRIGHT??!

"That's my worst nightmare, I cheated on my wife,"

cracker knows that feel.

If you're not a Basic Bitch, you're probably an Acidic Bitch.

Oh awesome look! Another box into which women are stuffed in to based on shoddy conclusions of flavor of the week, cool kid pick and choose trend data.

ADOPT a dog, give it a home, and love it forever. This is the proper solution. Also, meet my newest rescue, Captain Button.

Fuck that shit.

No.

Yay, I've finally been doing something right. Most of the time, I look at your cleaning instructions, get preemptively exhausted, and take a Buzzfeed quiz instead.