I'm not a cow, and my vagina is not milk, and my boyfriend is not a customer.

And it is our right as human beings to make fun of you for being not only stupid, but willfully so.

Oklahomas hottest new bar is called Fifty Shades of Gary! Located in a Quasar near Marigold Lane, this watering hole has everything! When you enter, be sure to hand your coat to the backwards talking midget from Twin Peaks, who accepts all major Jelly Beans. Playing Tuesdays at 10:00 am is The Kule Cluck Plan, Gary's…

Obligatory Prince gif in response to The Purple One being mentioned:

"I can see them from my house!"

She's so boring. Her middle name is probably beige.

Obviously this is going to be unpopular, but Jared Padalecki is right. It is possible for a death to be sad and tragic and heartbreaking and utterly and completely senseless and stupid. And I think anyone who succumbs to addiction is all of those things. It is 100% preventable and curable. Not everyone is capable…

yeah well too bad JKR. It's canon, and you made it canon so... she's probably trying to drum up some form of publicity (as if announcing a Fantastic Beasts movie and a Harry Potter theater production wasn't enough).

I'm an art historian; as such, I decided, eh, fairly recently, that I have to let myself appreciate the art, even if I don't like the artist. I grant myself the same permissions for pop stars, actors, etc. Otherwise, you have to turn your head away from a great deal of wonderful creativity if you consider the whole…

Good on you?

"Try to knock the shotglass off her head, Mr. Bond."

Ohhh that got a snort out of me.

I bet he fancies himself a "martial arts master" at the very least.

Can't Russia be talked about for another reason, other than being just plain weird?

I was actually thinking "sweep the leg" when I saw his picture. Ugh. There are literally hundreds of genuinely talented writers that can't catch a break, and this loser exists.

This is the author, he lives in Bangkok according to his FB page.

...also, that photo on the cover is stupid.

That's just Maru's come hither face.

That's just sultry.