So MacCallum makes...zero dollars?

Didn't a psychic tell her she was cheating a few years ago and Ramona got upset with the Countess for translating what the tarot card reader said?

Eventually, you get to a point where someone is naked so many times it stops being surprising. Or entertaining. Or interesting. That happened to Miley Cyrus months ago.

The bed was in the middle of the room, an easy seven feet from the nearest wall, but by the time we were done, I was still finding bits of rotten flesh pasted against the back wall.

I mean, I'd understand if it was me name-dropping distant ancestors (My paternal grandmother is related to Alice Lidell, who knew Lewis Carroll ad actually convinced him to write down Alice in Wonderland) but when you're Cindy Crawford, it feels a little...weird?

I mean, what an uppity female, amirite? Demanding respect for her job and not being treated like a pair of tits and a vagina? Who does that?

You know what? Queen Latifah's sexuality isn't there for you to speculate about. This is NOT HELPING. It's none of your Damn business.

Are you kidding, Jezebel? Leave this woman alone and quit trying to shame her into outing herself.

Macklemore is the Male Lena. The Malena.

Maybe you could offer $10,000 for the Grammys ballots, so we can see who voted for Macklemore?

It was called the "7 most intriguing philosophical arguments..." not "7 facts about God's existence that scientists don't want you to know".

I'm looking forward to their next issue:

I love it when they claim that God punishes the not-having-of-babies by inflicting disability and disease on babies. He's going to show you how bad it is to abort babies by fucking up the babies of people who did not abort babies. Even if you want to believe that God is the kind of spiteful asshole who would do such a…

I saw this quote and it annoys me how Mama Bieber is abdicating her parental responsibility to be the biggest influence in her son's life. She acts as though she has no idea how these things happen to impressionable young kids. And, frankly, she also succumbed to the influences... she enjoyed the money as much as…

AND WHEN THE HAT RISES UP AGAINST YOU, YOUR CRIES FOR JEZEBEL'S HELP WILL GO UNANSWERED.

Chester M Hanks can fuck his own face.

I enjoy the implication that if you don't like Kanye or consider him a genius then it's obviously because he's black...not because he's an egotistical asshole who makes music that not everybody likes

Shouldn't the rule for being a public relations hack be that you should not become the story. Or moreover you shouldn't become a bigger story than your client!

I wish there was someone writing for Jezebel who actually had a basic understanding of photography and the process of retouching because no, they just balanced the whites.