I've looked through her blog posts and can't seem to find any kind of thesis behind this Starbucks challenge. This challenge seems like the adult version of "Look at me put a bean up my nose!"

"thinspiration"

Me too! But then I've been drinking for a while tonight, so it makes sense to me.

You're just a nay sayer. relayx. :)

Wait a second, we're allowed to take the pussy with us?

I'm expecting that misguided sense of empathy during conversations. "I know what it's like, I mean, I wore a fat suit for a few days. It was really hard to do stuff. But I'm sure now that you understand more about how unhealthy you are, you can totally make yourself not fat."

Twenty bucks says pieces of this end up on Shia LaBeouf's Twitter by tomorrow morning.

My marriage has been dead for years. Thanks for catching up .

I think she means that if you've come right before midnight, then the next one immediately following that one might not be extremely powerful. Like, there's less build-up. Which is not necessarily the case, but you can't predict these things...! :)

you know what's corny? calling yourself T-Boz. god, now *that* kinda shit is fucking ancient. Auld Lang Syne was good enough for Jimi Hendrix, someone she'll never come close to touching in terms of talent or relevance.

"Pannies" literally made me cringe in horror.

Can we also stop couples from saying "We're pregnant?" Unless it's a lesbian couple wherein both women are pregnant, or modern science has allowed men to carry fetuses (feti?), then SHE is pregnant, and you, sir, are an expectant father.

We shall shake our moneymakers.

I know I will come across as a killjoy because I can appreciate this article is hyperbole... but how about we don't "purge" the English language of any words, or "ban" any phrases? The English language is so awesome in its continual evolution, in its multitudes of words, in its insanely elegant grammar rules. How…

Can people please stop calling their husbands "hubby?" That would be great, thanks.

Now Bloomberg is banned.

"neither plastic nor rubber."

"You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16, they'll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and..."

"11 year olds, Dude"

One lovely line in the article: