JulieBwood
JulieBwood
JulieBwood

Next: bar mitzvahs at Auschwitch for everybody!

Is there a romance between her and Rock Punchingman?

If you have no idea how to write women, write a male character then change the name and pronouns. Look at that, your female characters became people. It's magic!

I have to use small plates or prep soups/chilis/etc into small pyrex bowls. Because I lack these skills as well.

Friend them, then hide them. Easy.

Come to me JulieBwood and this white man will show you what a night of regrets looks like.

Welp, I'm done with humanity today.

In the expansion pack, the outcast girls stand around on the sidemaking sarcastic comments, then go home with one of the sound crew.

yes, Ian, I will allow you into my country.

Dean McDermott? How many of those guys are there in Hollywood??

as Reuben Sandwich I always thought I'd have two kids....

Pretty sure he just meant he was turning in for the night.

Thats why I sometimes take a peek at twilight and a Wheel of time; THey got published, so so can I!.
Though when I read Jim Butcher I get. . ."still a while to go yet" but mostly I just get terribly inspired =)

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to the Prancing Elite, Semmes.

I receive that slap in the face most times I start reading a new novel. Of course, on those few occasions that I don't receive it, I have to stop reading the book, because it's not good enough. Its Catch 22, which, ironically, was one of the first novels I read that persuaded me I should aspire to be a writer.

There are actually two chains left — Barnes & Noble and Books A Million. But they both seem hellbent on ignoring books in favor of selling Legos and DOCTOR WHO merch, so it's hard to take either of them seriously...

I always thought that The Dark Knight Rises just had a terrible third act, but now I'm realizing that it was really terrible all the way through. Well done.

McSpaghetti is the only thing on this list that actually sounds disgusting. And that box... god. 80s, never come back.

If your loved one is being buried, it makes sense to bury the toys with them, so they have them in the afterlife.