Future Tweet Beats should contain more Don Cheadle, less Lena Dunham.
Dear people who hate gay people because they find butt sex squicky -
I fully assumed that was the name of a swanky restaurant in NYC that I've never heard of.
Oh shoot I thought that was the name of the store! As in "your [store named] Dumbo" LOL. Ah, celebs. They're not like us.
How.Dare.You.
Oh. My. God.
Thank you for your honesty! This stuff pisses me off. I'm 250 lbs. with completely normal blood sugar and cholesterol. I've been a vegetarian for about 20 years and eat organic whenever possible. I gave up soda completely 5 years ago. I run and do Zumba. I've never smoked, I've never done drugs (not even pot!), and I…
Yup, and "hammies" for "hamstrings." Haaaate
Please don't use the word preggo , it's like nails on a chalkboard.
Like a Disney-villian version of the Japanese film Battle Royale? THAT I would watch.
Many '80s LEGO fans seem to believe that the expansion of the LEGO system to include elements of non-brick shapes has diluted the LEGO brand. To them the "blocky" or "pixilated" look of '80s LEGO models define the proper aesthetic of LEGO and the more rounded shapes introduced from the'90s through today are…
I think the term "magnificent bastard" was invented just for Loki.
Skydiving accident.
Whoa, taste the rainbow.
Exactly, protein and fat fill you. I'm not a carb-hater; I'm just a "count your calories, forget about 'fat' and 'carbs'" person.
Yup. My body digests that cereal so quickly I'm hungry before I've put the bowl in the dishwasher. Eggs and toast FTW.
Not yours specifically, then. Someone's. I didn't have these either - perhaps that's why I give them a break. They seem quite lovely to be around (and I suspect Morty is not nearly as bad as he may seem to some).
I wish people would stop using this term at all because it reeks of the worst excesses of political correctness. I'm all for calling out racist shit, when it is racist shit but I am highly suspicious of any tool of analysis that requires me to first assign a race to an artist and then assign a proper racial category…