Idris Elba's girlfriend is pregnant!

I thought "melty face" was much more frightening than "explody head."

"Giving it up" is such a ridiculous term... though very illustrative of how our culture views women and sex. Men GET sex; women GIVE it.

I find shit like this hilarious because it reflects perfectly opinions I had when I was twelve.

I mean... Simon Pegg. All day.

The Jenna Maroney of male singers.

This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

They made him shave his scruff.

Eiffelcorn?

My favorite new band is Lena Dunham and the Flush Terlets.

This seems like an opportune time to post gif's of Nicolas Cage as Disney princesses.

Kenneth Branagh-Helena Bonham Carter

Listen, if my powers were to be able to make racists literally throw up? I would be a happy happy person (who walked around in latex because latex is easy to clean).

Oh, I'm sorry, did my yoga pants get in the way of your ASS?

I don't get it. Where's the nudity? The drugs? The trips to rehab? The car accidents? The drunken upskirt photos?

Whatever happened to just minding your own god damn business?

Why is this necessary? Ugh. Can we not shame private citizens on the internet?

Don't forget about the booby traps!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST