The problem is I know there is someone on the other side of the camera holding a treat to make the dog look one way or the other. This bothers me, not because the dog yoga-ing is "fake," but because I suspect that person is a significant other of hot Italian man. Boooo.

Or maybe pasties for the the backs of babies heads in a variety of fun shapes?

i think we would all enjoy spangly-headed babies for a variety of reasons. ahahaha

They don't have the rank to call her Dodai!

We are sick, sad, doomed creatures. Reading this post I immediately thought about something I read while farting around online yesterday about the Piraha people of the Amazon. What little I gleaned from Wikipedia (as I said, I was farting around), they seemed, compared to all of us lunatics in the "civilized" world,…

Because we're obsessed with other people's lives, and we're obsessed with other people's lives because we're jealous and insecure about ourselves. Jealousy and insecurity are the simple answers to a lot of social questions in America, in my opinion.

It's complicated science, love. You wouldn't understand.

Dammit, dammit, dammit. The previews made it look like it was going to be relatively cool.

Some people will do anything to make a milestone out of a birthday. I bet she wanted separate parties from her family and friends too!

Patterson Joseph?

how about sonething out of East Asian mythology?

Women's stomachs should be either concave or filled with fetus. There are no other options!

As a 41-year-old woman, I can say that my arms have also recently become a bit more jiggly and the skin is starting to lose its elasticity ever so slightly. I'm pregnant with middle age.

My oldest child (now 7 years old) once patted my stomach and said, "there's a baby in there!" There was no baby. Mommy's just pudgy. Now shut the fuck up.

Good lord, it's the satin and the lighting.

It's tricky, because my psychic powers tell me that she actually got impregnated shortly after this picture was taken. So people will think this was the first picture of her showing, when actually it's the last picture of her not pregnant.

My ex gave me Beelzebub once, but it really was not that bad. I had no symptoms and did not discover it until I had my annual physical. My doctor sent me home with a bottle of consecrated hosts that I had to take for a week and I was pretty much good to go after that.

I had a case of the itchy succubi that i could only eradicate with Pope-On topical exorcism cream and now my vulva feels so brand new, it's like hymentastic!