Uhhh.. yeah, my uncut boyfriend is incredibly vocal in bed. I don't think cut/uncut even has anything to do with it. Some people are vocal, and some people are not.

All this says to me is a malkavian.

Awesome!

If you name one of your dogs Drog Samson, I will love you forever.

I have never used softener and really don't see the need.

But.. but... wwwhhhhhYYYYY?

I was essentially raised by wolves. My parents made sure I never looked to them for anything, and now they seem really baffled that I don't, in fact, look to them for anything.

Our parents come from the same stock. There was no attendance at any game (though I played something every season), and never a glance at my report card (I ended up getting myself into an Ivy league school). I am an only child though. After I left home, I never went back. I am self-sufficient to a fault. It got me…

As if being bathed in the kitchen sink isn't horrible enough, to add insult to injury my step-mother uses the soap bubbles to make her dog look like a fawn.

Secrets... and communism!

I hate the idea of getting a "black friend". We are not unicorns or legendary pokemon. I remember meeting my white friend's college friends. Their friends to my white friends were all like, "Good for you for having a Black friend". And my friend told me that she said to them, "No she is just Platypus*" I am not her…

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Shh! Don't say it's name or it'll know we're talking about it!

This is me looking at Tyson in 100 degree weather:

In Chinese?

I'll be happy when this YA dystopian fad is over.

It really comes across like until they met, they were adult virgins and are just so excited to finally be finding out what this sex business is all about.