To prolong the life of your spiritual fruit, trying keeping it in a paper bag. If that doesn't work, saying three Hail Marys should do the trick.

One of my friends told her children that babies are made by hugging. So if their oldest (6) sees a couple hugging she thinks they're going to have a baby.

Maybe she is back with Wade and they both took tattoos to celebrate! (Hart of Dixie so is my guilty pleasure)

NEVER NEVER NEVER HAVE SEX, even if you want to.

Felix Geata in Battlestar Galactica. I hate him so much in Season 4.

Well I guess if McCarthy is beautiful on the outside, that's all that really matters, right?

Donnie stepped into the bedroom, shrugging off his leather jacket and sauntering to the bed, where Jenny lay, emitting a coy little giggle at his approach. As he slid down onto the soft, yielding mattress, she rolled onto her arched back, tingling with anticipation.

"Talk dirty to me, Donnie," she croaked.

Donnie…

"...it might have something to do with how fast she spits out her lines."

Just said something similar in another thread. Everyone loves Mean Girls but that had a lot more to do with the terrific script and supporting performances than Lindsay, in my opinion. Pretty much every single supporting player was amazing. Lindsay was not that special aside from being young, beautiful, and at the…

You might be right. The hubs and I watched it again last weekend and he made a comment like "God, she is a terrible actress" and I thought he was just being sort of a jerk but now that I think about it, she really wasn't very good in that either.

WHY DOES THAT STUPID BEIBER GET TO TALK TO PRESIDENT CLINTON FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE??? I'VE NEVER BEEN A DICK AND I DON'T GET TO TALK TO BILL CLINTON. JUSTIN BEIBER'S NOT EVEN FROM THIS COUNTRY!!!

The preview of this year's Supernatural gag reel. Yes, that's what I'm most excited about.

Ryan Seacrest frankly strikes me as the type of person who thinks technology is getting out of hand because the mall sign knows exactly where he is.

A picture of these shoes should be found under the heading of "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."

Holy shit MoGlo, I have missed you. This article has me crying laughing.

I think it's a combination "who-me?" and "you can't make me!" It's the face my 5-year old makes when he knows I saw him do something crazy.

What's wrong with being single?

Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…