NO MORE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!

The concept of a "working dad" is considered normal in our society. So much so that the "working" part is considered unnecessary. You say "dad", and people picture him as a working partner in a marriage without prompting.

"Bruce Bearstring? Whatever, you useless boy."

I like that the majority of the shots are them showcasing the amazing things their bodies can do, rather than posing sexually. I think that's appropriate considering it's a sports magazine and they are athletes.

I have a sister. It was one hell of a wake up call when my mom went through menopause.

Maybe if those fatties didn't scarf two-ply tissue they could fit in the door.

(in my experience) They also always want free stuff at restaurants, in honor of their service. They seem surprised that the American way of life still requires veterans to pay for food.

Oh my god, you beat me to it! Look in the gray. Ha.

SIDS... flat head... SIDS... flat head... SIDS... flat head...

I don't have imaginary friends in the traditional sense but there is literally CONSTANTLY imaginative scenarios taking place in my head. Even when working. Even when out talking with people. It's like there's a parallel universe that exists in my head. I used to be worried/ashamed about it until I read that one of…

Chris O'Down is my boyfriend in real life. It isn't imaginary. But he is very creative. So I can say he's my imaginative boyfriend...

Every book from the Fallout series should be a thing.

What do they mean "she's not a looker"?

I can't decide if Kaley Cuoco is attractive or not. At some angles, she looks hot. Other times, she looks like a chinless doofus.

She's TWO FACE!

"This has led experts to believe that there may be a limit to how long humans can live."

I'm still waiting for "The Lies of Locke Lamora"

I don't understand why voluntary diets have to be so black and white and so strict with labeling. Suppose I am unhappy with supporting the meat industry. Don't I still do a lot of good by reducing my meat consumption by, say, 80%? Or suppose I am a strict vegan. Is all of my good work ruined if I eat one fudge bar?

Monster bunnies you say?

+1. I would never even drag my man out to go clothes-shopping with me in the first place, unless it was lingerie.

I think an issue with this approach of Dove's is the idea of "stop. Look at the camera. Be pretty on command." A far more interesting approach would have been to take candid photos of women who are unaware of the camera, who are enjoying life, laughing at a conversational point, cuddling their children, pondering a…