Who, when it comes to money and fame, is more aspirational than Kim and Kanye?

It's why my dryer has a de-wrinkle setting.

Nevermind, I can't seem to figure out gifs now. Thanks, new Kinja!

I still have Twitter, never had Instagram, and gave up Facebook last week. Now. If I could only give up Gawker Media...

Yikes!

I'm so glad my dentist pulled four molars when I was a tween (in preparation for braces) because he said it would make room for my wisdom teeth. He was right.

My sister didn't call me, but she did text me all in caps. She never does that. She's the calm, laid back one in the family.

I appreciate your post.

He wants to bang my friends? But they don't watch their weight and one of them has short hair! I'm so confused.

My response to this picture was, "Harsh filter, bro" and then I was confused because I don't talk like that.

I made it 50 pages and threw it away. I believe the last passage I read was about Bella making lasagna or something.

I've never seen Avatar. We even own the DVD and I still refuse to watch it.

This is timely. Just last night I was lamenting to my husband how sick of boobs I am (he was quite confused by my statement). Now, I SHALL HAVE MY PEEN.

Woodley's going to become the Anti-GOOP. The Anti-GOOP has no use for drugs other than the tree frogs she's totally going to try licking later.

It's the black hole corset.

Not many people know it, because I don't use it very often, but I do have an "I'm shocked!" face. I'll use it the minute someone refuses to work with him.

The only difference between George Clooney and Jennifer Aniston is that the gossipers can't speculate on how many babies Clooney is impregnated with at any given time. It must drive them nuts.

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I heard that Shailene Woodley puts her food to cook on boulders in the sun.

I agree. He's already on record as wishing he'd made his world smaller. I suspect it's been hard for him to keep his passion for the massiveness of his own project. I still hope he finishes, though.