I understand that awards only mean something when your favorite person wins and they mean nothing when someone you hate wins. I predict we bitch about Macklemore until it's time for the Emmy's and Jennifer Lawrence wins another one. I can't wait for that fallout.

My mom told me that one time she got into a fight with her sister and her sister grabbed a knife and chased her down the hallway and when my mom shut the bedroom door her sister stabbed at the wood five or six times. This was in 1955-ish. Wouldn't have been the first sibling murder in the family, either. :-\

This is for you and LR1: Take those details and write them down. Sell the book for six or seven figures. Ride off into sunset.

Is this some bizarre blind item and later today there will be a followup about how HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS, MISCHA BARTON TEARS PHONES OUT OF PEOLE'S HANDS AND STOMPS ON THEM.

Then he went to the ATM machine and changed his PIN number.

I read this yesterday, said by Bieber's mother: "I think so many people go into the entertainment industry with amazing Christian roots and they go in with the right morals and they get influenced somehow."

Hunger Games-esque you say? How timely of him. There certainly isn't a glut of like books already on the shelves or coming down the pipe this year. I'm sure his Hunger Games-esque story will stick out. Maybe a love quadrangle.

So Level 4 is Age of Aquarius?

"Oh, and a followup question, if i may - I'm being forced to ask you this as well - what sort of pie would you bake for Justin Bieber?"

I like that you followed up Chet Haze's bitchtweet with a charming tweet by his much more likable brother. Let's talk about tiny airplane movie screens, Colin!

OH JEEZ?!

What? Legally hitch myself to some guy just so I can hang out in Shailene Woodley's treehouse? That's weapons grade crazy right there.

My paternal grandmother has been dead for more than ten years now, and I still feel upset when I think about how I was forced to interact with her. "Give grandma a kiss, let grandma give you a kiss." I was never a kissy child with family members, but with her it was ALWAYS KISSES. And she had to kiss me on the…

I like it. We'll have to agree to disagree.

We're so stuck on the idea that different is bad. That standing out is bad. But let me ask you, which cover is more striking? More eye catching? More dramatic? Which cover is getting more attention? And you're going to tell me that a female minority comedian actor and writer and producer getting a beautiful and unique…

Don't worry. When she hits those awkward teenage years and tries to figure out who she is (and not who legions of baby stalkers decided she was) everyone will turn on her and lament the loss of the infinite potential she once held. As a toddler.

I see it differently. I find it much more intimate and personal than the "messy dress up" of the other pictures. The white people got the same bland overdone setup and Mindy got something different.

Now let's all tell Mindy why she's wrong!

Are you kidding? My mom still believes the low-fat mumbo jumbo from the MID SEVENTIES.

My brain, made of fat, unilaterally rejects the idea of non-fat cheddar cheese. What's that? YES, brain, I'm putting some real butter on tonight's broccoli.