My brain, made of fat, unilaterally rejects the idea of non-fat cheddar cheese. What's that? YES, brain, I'm putting some real butter on tonight's broccoli.

I'm all for mixing up styles for variety, but some of those actually made me squint. It was too much. Now they're all strung together in my head like a washed out blizzard of white people.

The high neckline shortens her neck rather crudely and makes her body look disproportionate while the weird cut of the armholes accentuate how big her shoulders are.

YES, Katie, surgery is painful. You can ask anyone who has had any kind of surgery. How is this even a fascinating question?

I commented because I wanted to.

I'm not reading any of that, because I don't care about tweens or their "interests."

But if I have to pull myself up over a wall to save my life, I can use my legs as well. I'm not just hanging off the side of the wall with my legs bent, am I?

My first thought was, "The Prancercise lady had a baby?"

Naythyn? No. For God fucking sake, NO.

And the 3rd-party fabricated pop war between Bey and Miley begins. It's going to be hard when one side refuses to play.

Hell, the two earth women scientists don't even talk about a man until they literally hit one with their van.

The suit weighs about 13 lbs., but when donning it, a person can feel a decrease in mobility and have trouble breathing. It's sure to be eye-opening for health care workers who might not even realize that seemingly simple things — lying flat, getting comfortable in a chair, having blood pressure taken — can become…

I heard they've known each other much longer, as they have mutual friends. They only decided to start dating six months ago.

I'm disappointed in Dr. Ruth. Because why not both?

It never enters my mind. I'm more worried about my untoned butt. Just don't look at my butt.

You think that's bad? I don't even know how "doge" is pronounced.

"Stepping out with her baby bump and hubby"

Oh, good call.

I would like to add "preggers" to that list.

Because she's just like us!