If married people can date while separated, why can't unmarried people date while separated? They each decided to take a break from their relationship. Are we to assume that in the time they were no longer exclusive she didn't also have sex with someone? Are we only to assume that because she didn't get pregnant?

I remember 15-year-old me. I would have made a terrible 15-year-old bride. I couldn't climb a flight of stairs without arguing about it and rolling my eyes and I ate out of a microwave because I had things to do.

Coincidentally, the female protagonist in the book I'm working on is Rage Thunderfist.

I just stuffed myself to the brim with chicken and broccoli. Why do I do this to myself? Just because it's delicious doesn't mean I have to eat ALL of it. For Christ sake, I'm 43 and have yet to learn portion control.

I simply unfollow the friends who annoy me with their 300 "baby's first Christmas!" pictures. But I can check out their wall periodically to see if anything else in happening in their lives beyond dressing their baby in a succession of outfits for them to puke on. It's so easy an old like me can do it.

I'm curious as well. With that part of the brain irreparably damaged, I have doubts that doing anything to the stomach will interrupt the signal at all.

I'm so confused. Are women wired for monogamy or for polyamory? I await your answer, white men of science! I'll deny my natural libido and base desires until you can tell ME what I'M wired for.

Had I a ladyboner for Aaron Carter he would have killed it with the use of "din din." I better make sure my husband understands this new ladyboner parameter.

Of course we don't really throw it out. That's just what I want to tell her because this is three years in a row now, with her thinking I'll "grow out of this phase" like I'm a teenager experimenting with whacky hair color. It's also a little mean because I want to eat those cookies SO BAD.

Every year my mother sends me things I can't eat, because she believes my diagnosis of celiac disease is me trying to "be different." I'm going to tell her to just take that money and throw it in the trash, because that's what I do with the food she orders.

Bashful and Blush turned Bloody.

Zeus's neck isn't a neck, it's a second torso.

Let's be completely honest. Brandi Glanville's been a hot mess since the moment the public became aware of her.

Obviously, I get too much food in my mouth and not enough in my hair. BUT I CAN CHANGE, CHRIS.

Welcome to glitter hell, Cobie.

Beyonce could create her own line of designer scrunchies and staple them to her fabulous ass and they will still, never ever, be cool.

Sometimes the Internet makes me feel weird for not getting emotionally invested in the relationships of entertainers. I'm looking for my caring, but I can't find it. :-\

I used to joke that if I had had a son I'd have named him Genghis. Someone should bring this name back.

I get the feeling that some parents believe they're residents of District Two and they're prepping their little Careers for totally murdering everyone in the arena.

It wasn't for a lack of trying, though. Several nights we saw a UPS truck delivering packages in our cul-du-sac at 9:30 at night. Poor bastard.