I'm not fat but am currently trying to recover from a pretty serious bout of B12 anemia from not eating properly in order to maintain my weight. You can make fun of me, because I honestly feel like an idiot.

So my exclamations of "Thanks, Baby Jesus!" while opening presents is oddly accurate in some areas of the world. Nice.

It's like my mom using the word "prezzies" instead of presents. Instant rage-chill up my spine.

Fruitcake. Keeps the Thetans out.

I knew, because there's a wikipedia page listing all the celebrities who are Scientologists and I like looking useless shit up.

Lava Rolls

I read the whole thing it was so fascinating, and I don't even care about Lisa Frank.

Think of them as my grandparents? Okay, but all of my grandparents were varying degrees of asshole.

I hate that commercial because it's like Swiffer is trying to placate me with their lovely dancing on their super clean floor which Lee had to clean TWICE (once the old way and again the new way).

As for all my duplicate posts, which are embarrassing and I can't make go away…I'd been hitting "cancel" which Kinja interpreted as "publish". So…yay.

Dupe post

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.