As for all my duplicate posts, which are embarrassing and I can't make go away…I'd been hitting "cancel" which Kinja interpreted as "publish". So…yay.

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I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I'm disappointed in Damien Lewis. He WISHES he was as happy and comfortable in life as Ian McKellan is.

I do believe it has become the job of pop stars to outrage the public with their stupid music videos in an effort distract us from the fact that everything about them, from their names to their lyrics, are mass manufactured to maximize profits.

And all I can think about is the gang from It's Always Sunny making their own Lethal Weapon.

Printing your name is still considered a signature if you can identify your handwriting if you need to in a court of law. All a signature is is you writing your name. If there was a lost tribe somewhere who writes in Wingdings that would be their signature.

Didn't Lena Headey mention she was broke after her divorce?

Excellent!

"Dad, for Christmas, can I get hit by a car?"

Andy Warhol style pictures? Isn't there an app for that?

I think 300 proposals should cover it. Then it could be a series of movies starring Ben Stiller.

I dunno…your post sounds a bit too makey-sensey.