A friend of mine and her husband split up two days before Thanksgiving. They basically sat down, looked at each other, mutually decided there was no way either one of them wanted to do the holiday season with each other and visited family separately to deliver the news. I think it was a good idea, hearing my friend…

Don't worry, once the new season of Girls starts Jennifer Lawrence will be a speck in the rear view mirror as we barrel down Lena Dunham Appreciation Highway.

My thighs will never change. I could do 10 pushups a day for a month and get results almost immediately. I could do 100 squats every day for a month and have nothing to show for it. Genetics is weird like that. I inherited my dad's upper body and my mom's lower body. I'm Frankenstein's monster!

If there's one thing I know about Dr. Hawass, and I knew a few, is that he loves to yell at people because he believes his own celebrity status gives him the right to do so.

we utilize pee pads for our chihuahua/pug mix. He uses those AND goes outside. He's a tricky one, but we love him.

we utilize pee pads for our chihuahua/pug mix. He uses those AND goes outside. He's a tricky one, but we love him.

That final sentence might be one of my favorite final sentences ever.

Which is weird because it really felt like The Year of Tom Hiddleston.

Notice how whenever an actress tells you why she can't get parts it's never actually the real reason?

I never wanted braces, my mom wanted me to have braces. I was perfectly content with my goofy crooked teeth. In fact, I never wore my retainer and one of my teeth sticks out a little bit again and I love it. Perfect white and straight teeth freak me out.

I don't mean for it to come across as mean-spirited. I'm a reader and a writer and a lover of movies, but there's a cynical part of me that feels Hollywood is always looking for that lazy money-grab instead of taking chances on different ideas. People are still confused as to why the first Moral Instruments movie was…

Sometimes I'm gray, sometimes I'm not. I don't understand it at all.

I hope this movie tanks so hard that Hollywood becomes terrified of making every single popular book into a movie.

God, mom, would you hurry up and die already? OPRAH'S WAITING.

I've never been able to get past Levine's high-pitched whiney singing voice. Maroon 5 makes me want to drive my car into a tree. Just thinking about Maroon 5 has put that stupid She Will Be Loved song in my head. One of the worst songs ever.

Me too.

When you have "people" giving you advice on how to make people like you...you've officially become unapproachable. One of her "people" should point out why Jennifer Lawrence is so hot right now. It's because when there's a kid crying she doesn't have someone in her ear saying, "Crying kid! You should go over there and…

I'M VERY UPSET TO LEARN THAT THIS WAS CUT.