JulieBwood
JulieBwood
JulieBwood

He's so perfect. He's been sent here to destroy me, I'm certain of it.

So Charlie Hunnam and Dakota Johnson are going to be the next Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson? Because that's what I feel like is happening as the people involved with this movie keep waving their chemistry in my face.

You must be a nevernude, Doug Barry.

So Bret Easton Ellis, the man who had his own whiney fuckfest about the casting of 50 Shades of Grey, is bitching about the dumbing down of culture?

If Riddick's so smart how come he keeps getting himself caught in ridiculous situations where he has to kill a bunch of people (or let a bunch of people die) to get himself out?

And since I've never breastfed, I'm at risk for breast cancer. At this point, I'm wondering what DOESN'T cause breast cancer or put me at higher risk.

Can't we just throw them into a Thunderdome where the M. Night twist is that neither of them get out alive?

Republicans: We love bureaucratic bullshit paperwork?

Because Hollywood has decided that if Wolverine isn't involved no one will see it?

I read that as: "Is this A News?" my cat just puked. "No," I replied. And I liked it much better.

One of my oldest friends, who was maid of honor at my wedding, read all of these books practically in one sitting. I find myself having to reevaluate this friendship, because really...we're traveling shockingly different reading paths. I forgave her Twilight because she's such an old friend (since 1973!) but this.

Bee wizards. Bwizards.

I can understand the confusion with the headline, given how Jezebel is in love with everything Lena Dunham does. She's a white female Woody Allen! Or someone!

Some day people will be recognized for being who they are, not who they remind the media of. Or maybe we can swing things the other way? Let's describe someone as the "White Jamie Foxx" and see what happens.

I like to make sure everyone knows what I'm doing. Thursday I have my annual exam. I'm going to stand in our cul-du-sac and yell, "HEY Y'ALL, I'M GOING TO GET A PAP SMEAR AND GET REMINDED IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER MAMMOGRAM!"

There's a lot of passion missing from the failed fantasy projects. Peter Jackson is passionate about Tolkien and he fought and worked hard to create the first trilogy. That was a project of love. With Harry Potter the fans had the passion. Are people dressing up like Clary Fray for Halloween? Camping out at midnight

Yes, Miley, I've seen your tongue. I do not care for it.

Whenever I come across an apostrophied name I can't pronounce in my head, or even out loud, I have trouble connecting to the character and sometimes the story. I wish I could think of an example, but as you can see my brain hasn't retained the worst of the unpronounceable apostrophied names.

That's a terrible schedule. Packing all of that stuff right after lunch when feeling sleepy? I hope they bought some 5 Hour Energy.

Interestingly, The Town and Argo were both movies he directed himself in, proving that only Ben Affleck knows what to do with Ben Affleck.