Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

There’s no way that dude, or anyone in that video, was 5'9" and 250 lbs.

Brawling in an elevator actually counts as a doctoral thesis at ASU.

So these guys got into the house without force and demanded specific items instead of just robbing the victim? Yea this isn't Shady at all....

Hello, I am the one who sent the letter. My wife and I thank everyone for your comments and discussions regarding this difficult topic.

Easily triggered, not in his safe place 

Unrelated? Did you not see “asshole” in the title?

I’m starring you twice just to spite this snowflake motherfucker

Not sorry, especially since I got you so riled up.

Found the defensive MAGA asshole

The Lakers could have taken a small risk on Cousins, for less than half of what Kentavious Caldwell-Pope is getting next season

A LeBron/Kawhi/PG Big Three makes the Lakers as good as anyone else in the NBA

That’s true of a lot of dipshits on the far right.

The only response:

Well, this has sullied all my memories of RBI Baseball 3.

“We have nothing to hide. We’re willing to co-operate in any way to solve this and figure it out, and prove that it wasn’t us.”

Oh jeeeeez, yeah I messed that up. Look at who is the dipshit now. Thanks.

...Also in the air: Strangers who are fully falling into their worst behavior.

I like the episodes where he goes fishing and they never catch anything

Wow, really? That’s a genuinely surprising take. I thought it was a goofy stunt, but it also served a legit journalistic purpose, and is being cited in the ongoing lawsuit between the city of Miami and Marlins ownership.