Sources report that Tencent is leaning towards canceling Woj in the House.

If only they had explored new ad sales opportunities, maybe things would be different.

I think it’s because they did away with cheerleaders 

Yes, today must’ve been a real punch in the nuts for Chris Paul.

Definitely. If you tried to replace Westbrook on the court, the Thunder would at best be, like... 1-3 in this series?

The problem is that you’re a lot dirtier than you appear to think you are. Put on some clean underwear, and thank whatever god you pray to that there’s a woman out there who’s overlooked things to this point. 

As a Celtics fan, I was unhappy when they first signed Kyrie- couldn’t stand him with Cleveland. But he played D, hustled, made a ton of big shots, and I was pretty psyched for the Irving era.

Closing in on the launch of the ol StoolieGab account, I imagine

I have the misfortune of randomly crossing paths with Portnoy once a month or so and, for anyone who’s been lucky enough to avoid the same, let me assure you that he is in fact just as smug and obnoxious in offline settings as his persona would lead you to believe. So I guess it’s not a persona at all and he’s just a…

I think they’re a better team with one less player in the rotation, no matter who it is.

My man did not do his job, so just like the rest of the Steelers he’ll be sitting at home on Super Bowl Sunday.

I think it’s the one where he contracts AIDS. He’s riddled with it.

He says pretty good stuff, and one time after a real zinger someone said ‘You’ve Goff to be kidding me.’ We love to laugh here.

If Danny Woodhead can do it, this guy also has a non-zero chance to get in the end zone. He’ll have a torn ACL and four concussions, but it’s do-able!

Of course JC can handle his junk, he was the star of the first ever gang bang.

They had sage but need more thyme.

A fun game to play is “Who Said It: Zach Smith or Tyrone Biggums?”

911? I’m calling to report a hanging Chad.

“Great position players...”

Did every guy at Yale in the 80s look like a potato