Not that I’ve ever played sports that earned myself or anyone else money, but I have played sports. And I really don’t think that, once you’re on the field you’re thinking about the economics.

I, for one, feel victimized for having to read your shitty takes.

The Major sport that’s hardest on your body, is far and away the worst for your brain (and long term risks), but pays far and away the least and guarantees nothing in contracts (and has a history of fucking over it’s retirees) is having a problem with players walking away from the game.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

I have a video saved on my phone and computer, it’s of us at PT when she’s about a year and a half and taking her first steps.

Re: Walking,

Alright, I’ve got some questions. First, how old are you? Second, do you bathe every day? Assuming the answer to that question is yes, is it safe to say you take your underwear off while bathing? Because if that’s the case you’re just losing me here. Do you wear your other clothes multiple days in a row? Socks? Why…

I’ll tell her.

Oberyn Martell [crowd boos], Oh yes, they said “Oh, the Mountain was so meat to him” [points to media]. Well, I know something about the Martell’s, let me tell you. I know where he came from. Those people are not so nice down there, let me tell you.

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

I use denture tabs to clean mine every day, which is necessary because they are truly disgusting after a night of being repeatedly coated with slimey saliva.

A Pyromania-specific shoutout at last. I don’t think of “Foolin’” or “Rock of Ages” in even the same thought-session as “Pour Some Sugar on Me,” which I hated from day one. And they just got worse.

It what world would that quote ever be appalling?

Are You There? is so damn good that she should always be having a moment

How do you return these people to the fold?

Sort of the sports media version of Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

It has been pretty obvious he has a screw loose since he did a print interview years ago and stated that he removed the rearview mirror from his car because he always wanted to be looking forward and not back. It turns out this was literally true and not just a metaphor.

The NFL continues to step on their dick for not having the SB on Saturday.  So stupid.