“Joke’s on them! Check out my awesome parking spot now”

But I don’t think she implied that everybody does it. She’s saying she does it as a basic precaution and that it’s easy enough for anybody to do it, so there is no excuse for a major institution not to do the same.

I just think it’s sad that he didn’t even take her on a date until after they were married.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

One more post should clear things up.

ur mom is a functional ball handler

I bought six carpenter bee traps this week!

GET A BIG PACIFIER STICK IN YOUR ASS HIDE IN YOUR SAVE SPACE

John is a psycho.

He found a stimpak

“I was trying to intentionally fuck with you.... so can you do me this solid?”

Fine, but you also said that if weed was legal, someone like Big Baby would just sell other drugs. Which is a dumbass assumption based on nothing.

Oh yeah, he also inexplicably loved David Krejci so much he signed him to some ridiculously overgenerous deal.

Fuck that guy. Who trades Phil Kessel AND then trades Tyler Seguin?

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I had them to a debilitating level for a couple years, they would happen nearly every day. Its tough. I think the worst part for me was they were seemingly brought on by nothing. Oh, sitting and watching TV? Anxiety attack. Completely normal work day? Anxiety attack. Wake up in the middle of the night to get a…

My kids was 2.5 and not making words. Communicative, just not real worlds. Went online. I was convinced he had autism. Started eating at me. Could not get him to see a specialist. Over the next couples weeks...something in my head just starting sparking...and I had my first real panic attack. I was ruined for like…

Bruins fans nod intensely

Peter Chiarelli is trash.

Who shits on AC/DC?!