Consider fucking right off, too. 

nah fuck off i’m not on your side either

Damn. I was hoping for something like:

I think tgreer900@gmail.com can probably field this question.

Also:

I’ll just assume you’ve amassed over 500 stars so far, since the system is broken.

Sorry, all we’ve got is Chris Kluwe, but he’ll do it for free.

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

J.D. Martinez takes a *lot* of knees.

2018 Josh McDaniels Finalists

“Kick the rocks on Friday that others will think to kick on Monday.” - Jason Whitlock

“My name is KIIIIIICKKKKKKKK, KICK ROCKKKKSSS. I love that song too.”

Spygate tho.

Ice Fishing is the “Drinking Rubbing Alcohol” stage of fishing junkies trying to get their fix.

“I’m certainly not embarrassed by these pants I shit in after a night of heavy drinking. I’m burning them for an entirely different reason.”

Glad it wasn’t just me!

Post script: Even I want to punch myself after reading my half-assed Slack ranting assembled into a paragraph.

Jacksonville was called for less offensive holding penalties than the Pats:

Pats have been called for exactly 100 penalties this year. Jacksonville, 126.

Seems like something an irrational person would say. I mean what nut job thinks Chicago deep dish is pizza is venerable. It’s about as pizza as olive garden is Italian food.