AJ remembered that a T-Rex’s visual acuity is based on movement, so he froze.

He’s not so much depressed as desmondent.

He looks like Super Mario when he gets the power-up from a mushroom.

“Let’s not bury the guy” and “(he’s) taking every possible step to sabotage the rest of his stay in Dallas” are pretty contradictory. Isn’t sabotaging his team in the playoffs a pretty good reason to bury him?

He also sulked his way through the past couple seasons in Boston, never showing any leadership to a young squad and refusing to play D. No more excuses; he’s got zero credibility at this point.

We get it all done while you are getting ready in the bathroom

ANOTHER white person fucking up by wearing black face? How aboriginal.

A “poor error in judgment”? Enough with the false modesty. It was an EXCELLENT error in judgment.

I use mine to keep the crows out of my corn.

A++, Fast Service, Would get towed again.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

Well the guy is dead so he is objectively good at murdering.

Exactly. This guy sounds like a real piece of work. If he has enough money to BUY a home, he has enough money to hire movers.

According to google maps, Montreal to Boston is a 5 hour drive.

Helping friends move: Fuck no. If you are grown-up enough to get married, you are grown-up enough to hire movers. I never feel guilty saying no to a favor that I wouldn't dream of asking anyone to do for me. Someone recently "invited" me to a party at her new house so we could help her paint every single room. I…

"Hey guys, here's what I want to do for my bachelor party. First, you get up early on a Saturday after you presumably worked all week. Then, you come over and help me load a moving truck. After that, you follow me over to my new house where you unload the truck. Then, you can sit around and wait for everyone to shower…

This plan is fundamentally sound, but boring.

If we made Pop president, he'd get the unemployment down to .01% Even the oldest americans would be performing far beyond expectations at greeting people at supermarkets or sitting on a chair in a lobby. and the 1%-ers would get plenty of rest for 2/3 of the year, but we'd ride their asses to the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP…

Why did 5 people have to split the 300 mile drive from Montreal to Boston into 5 legs?

AN OUT IS AN OUT