“I don’t think he likes or respects stars.”

A helpful article would be "Get your car registered you Tea Party bum."

On the other hand, a Cutler/Cavillari autographed copy of The Velveteen Rabbit would be priceless.

Cut the guy some slack. With the draft approaching, he was just working on his 40.

If I wanted a Jay Cutler football I’d go play in the secondary.

“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

+1 towards your deductible.

I’d guess the answer to your question is the same answer it usually is: $$$.

Yay my alma mater is in the news! Wait, for what now? Oh. Oh God no.

Doc "A lot of that had to do with Tom Thibodeau" Rivers happened.

Belichick has been banging this drum for a while

FYI, there has been conflicting reports ranging from "tons of obscene language" to "no obscene language". In my opinion, I would hope he would have said something like "You can fucking afford it. The Commissioner makes more than the GDP of most states. Fuck you. Fuck Harbaugh. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you."…

Absolutely not. Pay extra attention to avoid soaps with mint, menthol or any bottle that says "zing" or "refreshing"

dont presume to tell me how to fuck. I can disappoint my lovers just fine on my own, thank you.

"You know, just once in this lifetime, I would like my favorite team to acquire a legendary skill position player who does NOT turn out to be a complete fucking shithead."

If anyone knows about getting 9 points on one drive, it's Jim Irsay.

My wife doesn't like it when I buy my girlfriend lingerie.

Why do you think that?

It sends a bit unfair to have a player's wife as a linesperson...I assume.

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