that seemed reasonable at first but i’m running out of space for mascot tattoos.

this online cyber website has also told me to root for a bunch of other teams and now i don’t know what to believe.

Any post with SVE is alright by me. Even makes Corona semi palatable (in my mind).

Danville? Yes, this is on purpose.

There have been many amazing takes on Boston radio this morning - best was that O’Brien threw the game as a favor to Belichick and Brady and an eff you to Goodell.

At least one of us sees what you did there.

How does that make him not from Boston?

“Hey, oil spill - say hi to your mother for me!”

Really excellent piece, Diana. Unfortunate that it has to be written at all but thank you.

You want Atlanta.

The Tebows I respect, that I’m thankful for, are the ones that HAVEN’T failed out of the NFL.

Hoo boy.

(w/special appearance by Lenny Dykstra!)

If you can’t win anything, create a spectacle.

SAS is nothing more than a human whoopee cushion.

Those tweets are just another bad creation.